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The Plan (aka Roadmap, but Cooler)

🥊1. "MORNING AWAKENING"

Late on a Saturday night, with the cul-de-sac still smelling of cartoonish jawbreakers, Edd woke up to a new version of himself – Double DELT. Eyes red, brain lagging like an outdated computer, but a heart ready for a full reboot.

When Edd reaches for his wallet, it’s so empty you’d think even the echoes are on strike. But Edd knows hope doesn’t cost a thing. Sure, he’s broke, but ideas are already bubbling.

💸 2. "AN EMPTY WALLET, A HEART FULL OF HOPE"

Edd rides his rusty bike, held together with more chains than there are NFTs on OpenSea. Around him, girls in super cars speed by, while he pedals in Adidas track pants with a hole in the butt. The world’s unfair – but he’s got plans.

🚲 3. "THE BIKE WITH BIGGER DREAMS"

📸 4. "ONLY FANZ AND LOST DREAMS"

All the girls Edd trained with have vanished to OnlyFanz – the glamorous arena where leggings earn more than Bitcoin in 2017. Edd’s still at home counting coins, dreaming of red cars and green candles.

Edd’s pumping iron with the fury of a thousand failed dates. Every rep is a mini reckoning with his half-baked reality. While the girls pose in leggings, he’s in a garage with more rust than glory – but he knows: this is just the warmup.

🏋️ 5. "ANGER, WEIGHTS, AND FRUSTRATION"

Soaked in an ice bath, Edd’s last brain cells are shivering. In that frosty moment, a light bulb flicks on: “If a frog meme can hold billions, I can too – with biceps and a good punchline!” That’s how EdCoin is born.

🧊 6. "ICE BATH, COLD SOLUTION"

On the spot, Edd mints a billion EdCoins. Not for a Ferrari, but for a punchline that no one else can steal. If he can’t have money, at least he’ll have a coin – and enough to turn every loss into a meme.

🪙 7. "MINTING A BILLION"

📈 8. "TINDER MATCHES & GREEN CANDLES"

Finally, the magic moment: his phone buzzes with “It’s a match!” on Tinder, and a perfect green candle on the trading chart. The beats sync up – heart, chart, and Tinder swipe. Double DELT knows: winners aren’t just those in Ferraris, but those who turn defeat into a punchline.

Final Words from Edd Himself

“I didn’t choose the pump life.

The pump life was hardcoded into the contract.”

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